Bouquet of Dicks Love Card Father's Day For horror fans

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Bouquet of Dicks Love Card Father's Day For horror fans15 *tips* to make em swoon More penis puns coming. Our Dick Bouquet card has so many tips, its impossible to not make your Valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3D greeting card features a set of neatly packaged packages. As your honey opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi directional, 3D ween will burst from the centerfold. If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.